Don’t answer!

What is the point of decaffeinated coffee?

Went to  lovely party with smashing company.  The food was varied to suit all tastes including vegans.  The champagne flowed and there was a variety of soft drinks including full-fat coke and healthy-ish orange juice.  Cream cakes, chocolate cakes and little tarts.  Thus the fayre was a mixture of the healthy and hedonistic.

The coffee though was pointless.

So I purloined another glass of champers and pinched the chocolate embedded walnuts from my husband’s portion of coffee cake.